How do I get my roommate to clean the shower so I don’t have to?

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Hey so I don’t really have any jokes here but like I was cleaning the bathroom and then my back started hurting before I got to the shower and I gave up. Does that make me lazy, maybe. But the really question is how do I get my roommate, Stephen Buhrman, to clean the bathroom shower so I don’t have to? Should I just get out of my bed, walk out of my room over to his room, knock on the door and ask? No of course not, that’s the obvious answer. Could I just text him? No! Because my phone is way over there. Clearly the only option is to make a post on here, The Trash Wagon, in hopes that someone will share it or tag him and maybe he’ll see.

Now I can’t just share t myself because that would be cheating, so of course I can’t tag him in it either. If anybody does bother to read this however, please tell my roommate, Stephen Buhrman, to clean the shower for me. If he puts up any resistance just remind him I brought him home a pizza yesterday. Yes I had eaten some of it already but that’s besides the point! I’m counting on you, person reading this. You can do it.

For further interest in my predicament please text Stephen Buhrman at (262) 378- 8032. Thanks so much.

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