Animal Crossing New Horizons: Tiger King DLC

Great news for fans of Animal Crossing New Horizons! Nintendo has announced the first Downloadable Content package for the game featuring elements of the wildly popular Tiger King documentary. Doug Bowser of Nintendo said “It was really a natural move for us. We just took everyone’s two favorite quarantine obsessions and brought them together.” Bowser went on to highlight the many new ways in which players can make money in the game. “I know many will feel that they’ll never financially recover from the large debts they’ll owe Tom Nook. But now they’ll be able to make some extra bells by breeding and selling tiger cubs. And if all else fails, they can just hire a hit man to pop a cap in that raccoons ass!”

Other new features involve a variety of new in game DIY recipes for things like meth, guns, pick-up trucks, and other things used to lure men into marrying you. Nintendo seems to think this move will be a slam dunk for them. Bowser went on to say “I think the highlight of this new content is the ability to feed anyone on your island to a tiger. Anyone at all. Blather’s constantly asking for museum donations bothering you? Feed him to a tiger. Gulliver always sleeping on your beach? Feed him to a tiger. Timmy and Tommy don’t have what you need in stock? Grind ‘em up and feed them to a tiger!”

It’s hard to tell now if this new more mature content will mesh well with Animal Crossing’s family friendly tone but Bowser doesn’t seem worried, “Listen we all know what sells: Sex, Drugs, and Tigers. As I always say, two outta three ain’t bad. We know our fans will love this new content. We just hope we can have this thing out before the new episode is released. Or at least before that bitch Carol Baskin admits she murdered her husband, am I right?”

Animal Crossing’s New Horizons: Tiger King DLC will be available on Nintendo Switch by the end of April.