Quarantine Haikus

Hello friends, it’s Sunday and you know what that means! It’s Haiku day here at The Trash Wagon. Today’s theme is quarantine. Please enjoy

Can’t leave my own house

I’ve seen all of Tiger King

What do I do now

-Brendan Osorio

Social Distancing

I have not showered in days

There is no TP

-Nicolas Barnaby Parker

I am essential

Does that make me a hero

Yeah it does my dude

-Brendan Osorio

Masks and latex glove

Blue tape on the grocery floor

What’s the day today

-Nicolas Barnaby Parker

Where’s my money Trump

Should be twelve hundred dollars

I am still waiting

-Brendan Osorio